The coffee machine is currently on the fritz. It's like it's trying to communicate with us, but all it's saying is...
ERROR 404: COFFEE NOT FOUND
But don't worry, we're working on it! Our team of highly trained engineers (okay, it's just Larry) are working on fixing the issue.
As we speak, Larry is attempting to diagnose the problem. He's trying to figure out if it's the pump, the grinder, or maybe the existential dread that's causing the issue.
Consult the Coffee Machine Therapist to help resolve the issue.Or, you know, just buy coffee elsewhere. We won't judge you.
Stay tuned for further updates, or just